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Highly Strung

So without much choice (my Handler at the insurance office wrote to me and in no uncertain terms states that unless I provided a certificate of some sort then the last 6 years never happened and I was to be put into job training), I attended an appointment with my rather cool GP (who bares a remarkable resemblance to Charlie Chaplin). I showed him the letter from my Handler and he smirked, chuckled and shook his head in disgust and in his broken English exclaimed, "Woman is a nightmare..." I had to agree.
I explained that I was originally there to see him about the migraines and insomnia and the never ending pain I'm suffering with my back and neck (my tolerance to the painkillers has reached scary levels) and he suggested that there might be an underlying cause.
So he took my blood pressure and his exact words were: "Woah! That's high!"
Of course, I was filled with joy and relief at this and relaxed back in the chair...

So instead of getting anything for my ongoing struggles with debilitating back pain, migraine attacks and insomnia, I have been put on medication to bring down my dangerously high blood pressure, which he actually believes is the cause of my headaches and migraines, ongoing stress levels causing sleepless nights...

You know, if I was listening to someone else talk about this I would tell them how amazingly lucky their life had been since hitting puberty 25 or so years ago... Life rocks...